Bullshetty

When I get tired of being me, which is  often, one of these two becomes me and runs away. I know not what they do but hear of it sometimes from some very shocked  and embarrassed people.

The rest of me vaguely resembles them but is older, likes wine, women and Bach's Brandenburg Concertos and  occasionally goes out fishing.

All of me thanks you for this visit and wishes you a very happy day.